That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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