I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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