Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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