This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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