well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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