I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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