I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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