Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Holy sore nipples Batman
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I supernannyed him into submission
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