My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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