The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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