i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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