Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
How's work?
Spinning.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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i drank out of a bidet.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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