Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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