i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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