is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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