I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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