I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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