thanks...oh and i got my period
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.