We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
