Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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