I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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