if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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