Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Also, beer. Big fan.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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