my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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