so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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