This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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