Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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