There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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