I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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