I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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