If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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