So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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