cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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