There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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