i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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