she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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