I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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