Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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