Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there's paper in my vomit.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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