Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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