what day is it and did you see me today?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
