please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
