Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Green mimosas i think yes
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
as a side note pls kill me
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