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My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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