Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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