Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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