I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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