Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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