their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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