Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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