I only kidnapped one of them. chill
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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