i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
