if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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