I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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