Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
and she was petting her beer can
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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