I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
