Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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