is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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